The Midseason Replacements Ep 012 – “Return of the Incredible Hulk” AKA Lou Ferrignosis

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Hey guys!  Sorry for the hiatus, but we’re back having watched The Incredible Hulk!  This week we discuss the Hulk fighting a bear in the swamp, how we’d be able to handle being as deaf as Lou Ferrigno, why he wasn’t called Bruce Banner on the show, and once again, THIS HAPPENED.

The Midseason Replacements Ep 011 – “Farscape” AKA Boob Mattress

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This week we take a journey across the universe and 5-10 minutes into the future ever 2 minutes with alien foreplay! Yep, we watched an episode of Farscape and boy did it titillate all of us more than usual. Well, except for Andrew.  

The Midseason Replacements Ep 010 – “Pokémon” AKA 10 Year Old Pregnancies

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We did it! Episode 10! We watched the pilot episode of the stupendously popular Pokémon cartoon. What did we extract from it? How did Andrew find the dirtiness in this cartoon? Does Jon have any sexual moves that his Ditto pokémon can copy? Can we ever get our names right in the introductions? Alright, just press play.

The Midseason Replacements Ep 009 – “What Price Gloria?” AKA Hat Presents

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The Midseason Replacements is back after no hiatus whatsoever! Episode 9 explores Jay’s infatuation with Scott Bakula as we were ordered by him to watch Quantum Leap and we even add a new member to the show – Tim! Who may or may not be an enchanter. Together we explore sexism in the 1960′s, hypothetical bro-love between Jay and Jon, Tim’s opinion on fashion in the old days, and whether or not Sam Becket has lady problems. The answers to all of these and more are ready for your ear holes. Special message from Jay after the jump!

The Midseason Replacements Ep 008 – American Horror Story “Pilot” AKA Leather and Mahogany

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American Horror Story has brought its McDermott bum ridden premiere episode to the Midseason Replacements. We discover Andrew’s quest to paint Dylan McDermott’s posterior, the origins of mongoloids, and whether or not someone’s love juices can burn off another person’s face. All of this and we’re only on episode 8!

The Midseason Replacements Ep 007 – “Mind Pollution” AKA Rat-Men Relations

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In the seventh episode of the Midseason Replacements, we take a look at a Captain Planet – Mind Pollution. Jay and Jon are introduced to the dark side of 90′s cartoon fan fiction, Dillon realizes that his greatest rival is still alive and well, and lastly we discuss what this show’s impact on Rat-Human relations.

The Midseason Replacements Ep 006 – “What a Drag” AKA Tim the Toke Man Taylor

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Here we are at the seminal 6th episode!! This week we set our sites on Home Improvement and its view of Marijuana. We find out that Tim Taylor has super powers, what 90′s era goths do with crucifixes, and Jon Smith exacts revenge! WARNING: Jason McRobbie had no idea what day it was when we began recording.

The Midseason Replacements Ep 005 – “Green Day” AKA ScarJo Fan Fiction

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After a week long hiatus, we are back! In this week’s episode we tackle the Secret World of Alex Mack, a kid’s show from the 90′s about a girl who can has the wonderful superpower of turning into a puddle of mercury or something that seems bad for you and the future descendants of Vinnie Jones. As always, read on for an enhanced listening experience with additional materials and Jay’s molest-y ScarJo thoughts!

The Midseason Replacements Ep 004 – “Bullets Over Bel-Air” AKA The Ear, Butt, and Armpit

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Okay guys, while we may have said we were doing an episode of Family Ties at the end of last week’s episode, turns out we’re filthy liars.  In the ever-changing world of The Midseason Replacements we’ve instead got for you an episode of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air!  We get into gun violence, why Bel-Air doesn’t even really exist, and how quickly Carlton Banks launches into vigilantism!  Join us, won’t you?

The Midseason Replacements Ep 003 – “The Bazaar” AKA Peanut Butter Experiments

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It looks like we’re getting a firm grasp on this thing. Whoa, that sounds ambiguous. I mean its big but not that big. About an hour long, give or take. I guess what I’m trying to say is that it will fit in whatever hole you want. Time hole that is…Just listen to our new episode! We talk about Andy Griffith, small town xenophobia and old ladies that get arrested and have nothing else to do besides wash clothes, make sandwiches, and pump some iron. Arnie would be proud! I also talk about all the things I wanted to do while watching this episode. Does it involve peanut butter and naught places? Maybe? Oh Heavens!